Feb 11

Written by: host
2/11/2007 12:00 AM

Dear All

My MySpace account, which apparently is powered by zombie chinchillas, took it upon itself to spam a large number of other MySpace accounts. It was not "hacked" and the exact method by which it occurred is still under investigation. In the interim, some of the chinchillas, chosen at random, have been buried in a crossroads with rock salt in their mouths and the latter sewn shut pour encourage l'autre. With luck the rest of them will get the hint. But, they are zombies after all and not given to introspection. If it happens again, you're free to do the same.

John

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